This week in the Cleveland Park Listserv

“Incredibly obvious and simple” doesn’t match any characterization of DC driver intelligence…
Disabled traffic lights are to be treated as a 4-way stop. This should be incredibly obvious and simple for all drivers to deal with, so no further action should be necessary.

Oye…
I have a flat tire on my Toyota Corolla and would appreciate recommendations for a good place to buy a replacement tire. Isn’t there some place that delivers? Thanks for your help.

More empathetic, I could not be – this is terrible…
I live one floor above a chronic heavy cigarette smoker, and unfortunately I am seriously allergic to cigarette smoke. Despite numerous attempts reason with my neighbor, her smoking persists.

Well now we know…
If you have a tiny table that you want to get rid of, please let me know and I may come to pick it up and use it to put my printer on it.

Is this something that Ace Ventura would cover…
We have some sort of animal stuck in the space between an interior and exterior wall and are looking for a recommendation for an animal trapper.

Cleveland Park, capital of the lonely hearts club…
Join Coach Amy Schoen as she shares her “7 Secrets to Getting Love Right” dating success workshop. Have you loved and lost love? Do you want to give dating another try? Are you not sure where to begin again?

Well DUH you boorish Ikea lover, Biedemeier is an early 19th century furniture design from Germany…
We need a referral to someone who can restore some old Biedemeier furniture.

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